Hypothetical Warning Label

Posted by marne on April 22, 2005 in other things, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Home hair coloring products should come with the following warning label:

Do not use this product after 8:00 pm on a weeknight, particularly if you live in a small town where everything is closed after that hour except for the gas station/minimart. You have to go to work the next day with whatever the results of this do-it-yourself project may be, and the results are likely to be disastrous. Especially if you actually believe that "Medium Golden Blonde" won’t turn your hair a hideous shade of orange.

I’m just saying.